The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 25, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: Look, I know it's well documented that dogs are afraid of vacuum cleaners. Eno: I can understand that. Eno: I just think that extending that fear to dish detergent and sponge mops sounds like an excuse to avoid housework! Fang: Don't forget feather dusters. They scare me too.