The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 20, 2000
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Fang: Look at that bird in my yard. Fang: The nerve! He's walking around like he owns the place. Fang: ! And now he's eating out of my supper dish!!! Fang: I should start barking my head off and chase after him. Fang: But I prefer to let my attorney's handle these things. Man: This is a restraining order. You have ten minutes to vacate the premises.