The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 09, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: I'll give you $20 for this vanity mirror. Eno: Look, lady. I've got it marked $50 for a reason. It's a rare 19th century antique family heirloom. Eno: It was handed down from my great great great grandmother! I couldn't possibly consider parting with it for less than... Fang: Hey, Eno-the ice cream man is down the street, and he's got your favorite fudge pops two for a dollar! Eno: Okay, give me a buck and it's yours.