The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 20, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: Who was that on the phone? Eno: That was Becky. She canceled our date for Saturday. Fang: Another one?! Eno: Yeah, can you believe it? That makes five girls in a row who canceled before our first date. Eno: Hmm...I've now reached the point where I'm dating in the negative numbers.