The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 26, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: Look at that beautiful check out girl! I wish I could ask her out, but I'm no good at meeting women! Eno: Listen to me! What's wrong with me?! I overanalyze things too much! I should just act on impluse!! Woman: Can I help you? Eno: Uh,....yeah! Give me two of those candy bars, a windshield scraper and a tv guide! Fang: Saved by the impulse item rack.