The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 22, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: Can I help you? Woman: Yes. I have a question about the lawn mower you sold me yesterday at your garage sale. Eno: Sorry. No returns. Woman: I don't think it's a mower at all. I didn't have my glasses on when I bought it. Eno: All sales are final! Woman: It looks an awful lot like a box fan with training wheels duct taped to the sides.