The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 25, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: I don't get it. Why didn't Santa leave us any presents? We were good!! Fang: Yeah. I even set out some milk and cookies. Eno: Hey, wait a second...Fang! You idiot!! These are keebler cookies!! Fang: Yeah. So? Eno: So?! So?!...think about it. Keebler elves. Santa's elves. There's a whole rivalry thing going on there!! Fang: Oh. Right!
Pro tip!