The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 03, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Psst! Fang! It's me, Eno. I'm going to break you out of here! Fang: Forget it! I'm not going. I like it here! Fang: I get free food and board, they treat me nice and all I have to do is try new products they're developing. Tomorrow I'm testing a new light beer that doesn't leave a hangover. *Next morning...*