The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 29, 1996
Transcript:
Fang: Hey Elvin, says here that little league football is looking for coaches. Do you have any experience with children? Elvin: Well, for a whole summer I dressed up like a big hillbilly bear and greeted people at an amusement park. Fang: Sounds like a pretty embarrasing job. Elvin: Job?