The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 20, 1996
Transcript:
Fang: I've got a great idea, Eno! Y'know how Gina and Mitzi are always coming over here complaining about how high our grass is? Eno: What about it? Fang: Well, why don't we buy a goat!? That would be an easy way to take care of the problem, wouldn't it? Eno: Yeah! Then we could train it to attack the girls! Fang: Exactly!