Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 12, 2016
Transcript:
Clerk: Good morning, Mr. Drabble! How are you? Ralph: Hanging in there. Yesterday I drank that awful concoction you gave me... I didn't get a wink of sleep and I haven't eaten anything in 36 hours! It'll be good to get this over with! Clerk: Actually, your colonoscopy isn't until next Monday!
Ah, the Boomer Generation – instructions are for other people.