Drabble by Kevin Fagan

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  1. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 3 months ago

    He’s a father. He has eyes in the back of his head . . .

  2. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

    Whatever it takes, just get me out of here!


    Renewing my drivers’ licence last summer was a multi-hour ordeal of watching human incompetence at its’ most extreme

  3. maedar

    maedar said, 3 months ago

    Cotton Hill pulled that trick on “King of the Hill”. Let’s not forget what a liar HE was…

  4. whmIII

    whmIII said, 3 months ago

    I would rather have root canal then go to the DMV

  5. seldon913

    seldon913 said, 3 months ago

    I’ve seen the DMV testers coach senior citizens through the eye exam.

  6. prfesser

    prfesser said, 3 months ago

    This proves Ralph’s eyesight is bad: he didn’t see the writing on the wall.

  7. whmIII

    whmIII said, 3 months ago

    @prfesser

    SNORT

  8. TrapperJohn

    TrapperJohn said, 3 months ago

    My first eye test in Missouri the lady insisted I take it with my glasses off:

    HER: Look into the viewer. Now, queiots djklso ewkjsout.f slkjf. (Really, she sounded like that.)

    ME: Huh?

    HER: LKJas;liuf ejklweru jfklsad fsuoe flkdkj.

    ME: I don’t understand you.

    HER: (Slower, finally) You see a 3D picture of a bridge. Along the bridge there are white rectangular signs, in each sign is a black diamond, and in each diamond is a white circle on the top, bottom, left or right.

    Now, tell me where the dot is in the first sign.

    ME: Where’s the bridge?

    HER: You can put your glasses back on.

    My uncorrected vision is 20/400. Fortunately, corrects to 20/25.

  9. Bob

    Bob said, 3 months ago

    @whmIII

    Root canal is a lot faster

  10. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 3 months ago

    @Bob

    Plus you get something to dull the pain. Next time you have to go to renew your license, try taking some vicodin or codeine first. Not sure you will pass the test, but at least it will be relatively pain free.

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