Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 17, 2013
February 16, 2013
February 18, 2013
Transcript:
Clerk: Mr. Drabble, please cover your left eye and read the third line of the eye chart. Ralph: E... P.. T... G... W Clerk: That is correct. Ralph: Yes! Clerk: Be honest. Did you memorize that line beforehand? Ralph: Are you questioning my eyesight? Are you suggesting that my visual skills are not what they used to be? Why would you imply such a thing? Clerk: The eye chart is on that wall! Ralph: Which only proves how keen my eyesight is!!
seldon913 about 11 years ago
I’ve seen the DMV testers coach senior citizens through the eye exam.
Bob. about 11 years ago
Root canal is a lot faster