Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 11, 2006

Transcript:

MALL "Honeybunch, to pay your debt to society, you'll have to serve time in the mall jail." "MALL JAIL?!!" "Ralph, I ate one little malt ball! I thought I could sample them!" MALL JAIL "Don't worry. With time off for good behavior, you could be out of here in an hour or two!" "Ralph Drabble, when you get home tonight, you're really gonna get it!" "Something tells me I'll be home before you, honeybunch!"