Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 10, 2006
Transcript:
Candy "Honeybunch, you were observed taking a malt ball from the bin and eating it." "I'm afraid I'll have to run you in!" "Very funny, Ralph." "It's no joke. Society must take a stand!" "Ralph, it was just a little malt ball!" "Today it's a malt ball, tomorrow it's a jewelry heist! Come with me!" MALL