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Doonesbury

By Garry Trudeau
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Mar 4, 2017
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Roland Tweeting: With the election behind us, it's easy to forget how many people are still hurting out there. Thought it'd be harder. Grateful for continuing buzz about my replacing serial sexual predator Bill O'Reilly on "Factor." Big thanks to plaintiffs for their courage! Exciting to think of Mr. Trump sitting in Oval Office shaping history under watchful gaze of 200 framed magazine covers. Lot to live up to! Trump: "Lying is not something that I would like to be doing." Exactly. No one LIKES lying any more than they like flossing. You just do it. True, zero terror acts by immigrants from 7 listed nations, but ban will keep total myth from metastasizing into remote possibility. Smart! Shoker: President to announce new accepted spellings for honer, dummer, leightweight, payed, chocker, rediculous, unpresidented, amoung. Time to close Ethics Office. President already knows, respects, celebrated difference between right and wrong. Doesn't have to marry it. Latest demonstration down Fifth Avenue comes to standstill as protesters stop to shop, creating jobs. So it begins. New Mood.
Mar 6, 2017
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