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Sep 17, 2016
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Captain Trump: Check out our stewardesses, folk! Are they hot or what? Nobody has hotter stews than we do! This is your captain, okay? And I have tot ell you this flight is so overbooked, it's crazy! Like everyone wants to be on my flight!! It's incredible! And I've never even flown a plane before! And yet, many, many people say I'll be winning with the flying, big league! I'll win with the beautiful flying so much, you won't believe it! Nobody can fly like maybe I probably can. But first we have to take off, and I must tell you, folks, the air controllers here are the worst-- a total disgrace! The rest of the world is laughing at our controllers, that's how bad they are! The incompetence you wouldn't believe! Okay, here we go! What do I do first, Mike? Mike: Um... apologize to the tower?
Sep 19, 2016
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