Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 31, 2015
January 30, 2015
February 01, 2015
Transcript:
Zeke: Welcome home, Duke! Rah! Rah! Way to go, Duke! Whoopie! Duke: What's going on here? Where the hell's the band, Brenner? Zeke: Uh... you didn't tell me you wanted a band, man. Duke: There was supposed to be a band! And where's the press? What happened to my hero's welcome? Zeke: Hey, you're a hero to me, Duke! I even got a green ribbon for you! Duke: It's supposed to be yellow, pinhead. Zeke: Oh, I couldn't remember. I'm not into Tony Orlando, man.
Nobody is into Tony Orlano.