Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 11, 2014
Transcript:
Speaker: ...and we in the front office offer Mr. Duke our warmest welcome to the Redskins organization! Okay, we'll take questions now... Reporter: Mr. Duke, as far as we can tell, you bring no relevant experience to your job. Could you comment? Duke: Yeah. That's a complete bunch of garbage. Besides my record in administration, I bring to my job an awesome expertise in sports medicine. It will be my duty to see that each and every man is safely wired before he goes out on that ball field.Reporter: What? You mean you'll actually be dispensing pills? Duke: Yes, my contract explicitly... Speaker: Thanks for coming, boys!
What, no female reporters at that press conference?