Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 09, 2014
Transcript:
Zonker: Yes, Dad? Mr. Harris: Zonker? Your Uncle Duke is here! Zonker: Um... well, he'll have to wait, Dad. I'm righ tin the middle of a tan maintenance session. Mr. Harris: Sorry, son. I already sent him back. Duke: Hi, there, Nephew! Zonker: Well, hey! Uncle Duke! Long time, man! Duke: Yup. Two years. Please-- don't get up. Zonker: Forgive me, Duke, you've come at an awkward time.
“Maybe he’s using tons of sunscreen!”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~If that’s the case, he’ll never tan. .What’s the purpose of a nice tan? what social message are you trying to convey? In my book, the biggest message is that you’re a lazy. worthless piece of protoplasm with no purpose in life except to look pretty..