Classic Doonesbury (1975) by Garry Trudeau


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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, 22 days ago

    Run Zonker, run!

  2. Leo Autodidact

    Leo Autodidact said, 22 days ago

    Actually, Zonker was instrumental in eliminating the sacrifices.

    Righteously done, DUDE!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 22 days ago

    A friend of mine said he saw a cartoon where several superheroes were confronted by natives. The natives said they required a virgin for a sacrifice. Batman and the Flash pushed Superman forward…

  4. Timothy Henness

    Timothy Henness said, 22 days ago

    Either she puts out or we dump her in the volcano!

  5. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 22 days ago

    Extra virgin olive oil

  6. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 22 days ago

    Keeps wooly mammoths away too, i might remind you

  7. totalloser

    totalloser GoComics PRO Member said, 22 days ago

    this was one of my favorite story lines

  8. MansellinDistress

    MansellinDistress said, 22 days ago

    I remember reading and rereading these strips in Doonesbury’s Greatest Hits and the fact that Trudeau missed Zee’s mustache in panel 4 drove me nuts. Silly me.

  9. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 22 days ago

    Did they also throw boys into the volcano?
    (before puberty, boys are incapable of losing their virginity)
    @Bruno Zeigerts,
    too late.

  10. Habogee

    Habogee said, 22 days ago

    @ Clark Kent. “Before puberty, boys are incapable of losing their virginity”.
    From which orifice did you pull that “fact” ?

  11. tqvann

    tqvann said, 22 days ago


    I assumed it was some sort of joke.

    95% of internet arguments can be aborted if you just imagine a ‘winking smiley face’ at the end of every sentence.

  12. Kaffekup

    Kaffekup said, 22 days ago

    @Leo Autodidact

    I’m not so sure Zonker was righteous, he might just have been looking out for himself.
    On the other hand, I’m sure Duke would have been happy to end the practice, but on the supply side.

  13. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, 22 days ago


    Duke must have shocked it off with that remark.

  14. UncaJim

    UncaJim said, 22 days ago

    In an old Playboy mag of the ’60’s, there waz a Buck Brown
    or Doug Sneyd (memory doesn’t serve) cartoon of two virgins being pushed towards the rim of the volcano and one says to the other “I sure got THEM fooled..I ain’t a virgin !”

  15. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, 22 days ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Read the short story by Larry Niven: “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”

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