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Mark: Ready, governor? Jeb Bush: For what? Mark: The mud-slinging, the rancor, the tedium, the slog... Jeb Bush: *sigh* Mark: So, governor! Your thoughts on a Jeb Bush presidential bid! Go! Jeb Bush: Look, I understand Bush fatigue... My dad and George invaded four different countries... They both had huge deficits, and both ran the country into a ditch... So why another Bush? Well, the last one was a mistake! I was the one who was supposed to be President, not my loser bro! Everyone said so! If it weren't for Karl Rove and the Supreme Court, we never would have had a torturer-in-chief! My candidacy will be a chance for the country to atone-- to finally pick the right Bush! Mark: Over a Clinton, say? Jeb Bush: Even sweeter! America wants dynastic closure!
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