Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. John Pike

    John Pike said, over 3 years ago

    Now, for the rest of the story. Will we find that Zonker finds his memory? Will we find that he doesn’t? Meanwhile back at the Benghazi ranch, the Naturals are restless against thenatives. Or did I get that backwards? Oh well. We shall see whatever we shall see. Stay tuned boys and girls, but don’t try this at home.

  2. Salinasong

    Salinasong said, over 3 years ago

    Zonker can’t find what he never had.

  3. TheSkulker

    TheSkulker said, over 3 years ago

    Where is Zonker getting the money to buy tickets???

    Or perhaps I should ask: Whose credit card is he using?

  4. pelican47

    pelican47 said, over 3 years ago

    some day will we see Zonk coloring his hair?

  5. roctor

    roctor said, over 3 years ago

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-may-8-2013/the-big-benghazi-theory

    Jon Stewart explains the mess

  6. Larry

    Larry said, over 3 years ago

    @roctor

    I find that between Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert I don’t have to watch MSNBC or FOX.

  7. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw said, over 3 years ago

    Will the Rev. show up at the reunion, still pining after Joanie?

  8. Finbar Gurdy

    Finbar Gurdy said, over 3 years ago

    @roctor

    And while you’re there don’t miss part two….

  9. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, over 3 years ago

    @TheSkulker

    I seem to remember that Zonker has an inherited British title. Don’t know if there is an annual stipend with it. Any Doonesbury historians out there? Come on…..you can’t all be hiding from the Troll s**t storm.

  10. Ken

    Ken said, over 3 years ago

    All of the above. Same as yesterday and all other days since the black dude had the nerve to be elected.

  11. Ken

    Ken said, over 3 years ago

    @Larry

    “I find that between Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert I don’t have to watch MSNBC or FOX.” I am a news junkie. I read the news from all sources, but if anyone just watches Jon and Stephen they will actually have a pretty good idea of what is going on.

  12. Ken

    Ken said, over 3 years ago

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/benghazi.asp

  13. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, over 3 years ago

    @rmacprivate
    He bought a British title when he won the Lottery. Contrary to what people think, those are never landed titles and always lower rank. I think they are not hereditary either but I’m not sure about that one.

    However, last time we heard anything about it, he still had a Monet valued at about 3 million left over from that period. The rest of his fortune was spent buying Duke back from the Zombie master. Maybe he finally cashed in on the Monet to fund his farm plans?

  14. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 3 years ago

    Makes sens that Zonker was a communications major.

  15. Kaffekup

    Kaffekup said, over 3 years ago

    Zonker will apparently do anything to keep from going to Colorado. Either he secretly prefers the journey to the destination, or he’s afraid that when he finally gets there it won’t live up to his dreams.
    Zipper, on the other hand, is a driven leaf, so who knows where he’ll wind up?

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