Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 3 years ago

    Boy, out of the mouths of Stoners ! Zonk has, unfortunately,seen the enemy and spake the truth !

  2. lmonteros

    lmonteros said, over 3 years ago

    I have had employers who communicated that sentiment to workers rather frequently. Different words, same meaning.

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    At least the Republicans can’t outsource your jobs to china.

  4. too-zonked

    too-zonked said, over 3 years ago

    “I hated that job – until I got laid off.”

  5. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 3 years ago

    It could be worse – just give us a while and we’ll show you.

  6. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 3 years ago

    I’m gonna tell you fascists
    You may be surprised
    The people in this world
    Are getting organized
    You’re bound to lose
    You fascists bound to lose

    Race hatred cannot stop us
    This one thing we know
    Your poll tax and Jim Crow
    And greed has got to go
    You’re bound to lose
    You fascists bound to lose.

    All of you fascists bound to lose:
    I said, all of you fascists bound to lose:
    Yes sir, all of you fascists bound to lose:
    You’re bound to lose! You fascists:
    Bound to lose!

    People of every color
    Marching side to side
    Marching ‘cross these fields
    Where a million fascists dies
    You’re bound to lose
    You fascists bound to lose!

    I’m going into this battle
    And take my union gun
    We’ll end this world of slavery
    Before this battle’s won
    You’re bound to lose
    You fascists bound to lose!

    -WOODY GUTHRIE

  7. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 3 years ago

    Union Maid
    Words and Music by Woody Guthrie
    There once was a union maid, she never was afraid
    Of goons and ginks and company finks and the deputy sheriffs who made the raid.
    She went to the union hall when a meeting it was called,
    And when the Legion boys come ’round
    She always stood her ground.

    Oh, you can’t scare me, I’m sticking to the union,
    I’m sticking to the union, I’m sticking to the union.
    Oh, you can’t scare me, I’m sticking to the union,
    I’m sticking to the union ’til the day I die.

    This union maid was wise to the tricks of company spies,
    She couldn’t be fooled by a company stool, she’d always organize the guys.
    She always got her way when she struck for better pay.
    She’d show her card to the National Guard
    And this is what she’d say

    You gals who want to be free, just take a tip from me;
    Get you a man who’s a union man and join the ladies’ auxiliary.
    Married life ain’t hard when you got a union card,
    A union man has a happy life when he’s got a union wife.

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ‘You can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold!’

  9. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, over 3 years ago

    Zonker didn’t know about the food stamps or thought about striking because he doesn’t totally depend on his job to live. He’s just a contributing member of B.D.’s household.

  10. mr.monkeyshines

    mr.monkeyshines said, over 3 years ago

    well,we got to woody so far..mebbe joe hill or norma rae..we gonna make the marx?

  11. mr.monkeyshines

    mr.monkeyshines said, over 3 years ago

    or pro sports?

  12. ralphewest

    ralphewest said, over 3 years ago

    If I died and went to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.

  13. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, over 3 years ago

    Socialism is extreme left wing. Fascism is not bound on a left/right economic spectrum, it’s an extreme authoritarian position. In a modern Western democratic environment, current American Democrats are moderate right wing and moderately authoritarian. Republicans are extreme right wing and extreme authoritarian.

  14. greyolddave

    greyolddave said, over 3 years ago

    And considering all that at least half of you guys vote Republican every time anyway.

  15. Mitchtheone

    Mitchtheone said, over 3 years ago

    Communism, far left

    Fascism, far right.. Don’t let the word socialism throw you, Guard sgt..

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