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   HearingCareCenter said, 3 months ago

   Oh, so this scenario may have a happy ending…
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   The Nihilist said, 3 months ago

   Get this gal some therapy and meds — stat!!
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   Bret Maverick said, 3 months ago

   She’s gone nuts.
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   Rey Iago said, 3 months ago

   If only Step Mom would join her in Motherhood. I know, I’m evil.
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   Alabama_Al said, 3 months ago

   Fairly well has it all mapped out.
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   Tucci said, 3 months ago

   Moral of the story:
   
   

   Never let STEM majors take Creative Writing courses.
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   AKHenderson said, 3 months ago

   Alex has a story there – time to hit the keyboards and crank up Kickstarter! (Or Red Rascal’s literary agent.)
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

   This is a cry for help. For reassurance. Do your duty soldier.
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   luckylouie said, 3 months ago

   Jeez, I’m glad those days are over for me. Here’s a scenario when my wife was carrying our first one:
   Me: (coming in the door from work) “Hi, honey. How are you?”
   She: WAAAHHHH!!
   (I’m thinking, “Oh my Gawd, miscarriage”) “What’s wrong? What happened?”
   “You don’t love me anymore because I’m fat and ugly and pregnant.”
   “Aw, that’s not true. What made you think that?”
   “What you just said.”
   “Huh? I said ‘Hi, how are you.’”
   “Yeah, but it’s the WAY you said it!”
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    Paula R. Stiles said, 3 months ago

    Seriously, Alex. Shut. Up.
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    Davida Chazan said, 3 months ago

    I think Alex should learn to jump to the end of her imagined scenarios and then she’ll be able to chill out!
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    Leo Autodidact said, 3 months ago

    @Davida Chazan

    That’s not quite how it works.

    It’s not about the destination, it’s about the pissing and moaning all along the entire complete incredibly long and winding way!
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    IamUnique1 said, 3 months ago

    @Rey Iago

    “If only Step Mom would join her in Motherhood. I know, I’m evil” Yeah..but right on the button.
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    BillH77 said, 3 months ago

    Sheeze, it sounds like Alex was doing some weed with Zonker to come up with this strange line of thinking.
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    lisapaloma13 said, 3 months ago

    Hormones.
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