Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 5 years ago

    Zonker actually outwits someone. I thought he was just a nitwit.

  2. thebird55

    thebird55 said, over 5 years ago

    I just posted that on 5/19’s strip. It’s still on my clipboard.

    Matthew 24:36 (King James Version)

    36But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

  3. wcorvi

    wcorvi said, over 5 years ago

    After Saturday, BOTH GROUPS will be a lot happier.

  4. wcorvi

    wcorvi said, over 5 years ago

    Hey, WAIT. I just thought of something. Do your clothes get raptured up also? Maybe I DO want to go….
    Seriously, how about the fillings in your teeth? Or an artificial limb? Or if you had an organ transplant from a non-righteous person? These are serious questions!

  5. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, over 5 years ago

    No one can quote the scriptures like the devil. But which is which?
    If they Corps guards the Pearly Gates, but the Germans called us Devil Dogs, does anyone else see a problem?

  6. GrimmaTheNome

    GrimmaTheNome said, over 5 years ago

    >Zonker actually outwits someone. I thought he was just a nitwit

    yes, but its all relative. A halfbrained pothead may at least be slightly in touch with reality.

  7. roctor

    roctor said, over 5 years ago

    If a person on the streetwas questioned up for displaying unbalanced behavior. And thier answer was, they were about to transubstanciate and live in a gated community in the clouds. This would be a first class ticket to a rubber room.
    Get the keys,the paperwork and get away.

  8. SgtSaunders

    SgtSaunders said, over 5 years ago

    Zonker is the new Linus.

  9. Sandfan

    Sandfan GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Seems to me that God has already judged the world and we are living in the aftermath. We have floods, fires, pestilence, war, famine, windstorms, fanaticism, etc. etc. etc.
    I’d be “rapturous” if people would stop trying to force their particular religion on everyone else.

  10. Barbaratoo

    Barbaratoo said, over 5 years ago

    @sandfan – likewise. We also have W-Mart and malls which are houses for another religion.

  11. meetinthemiddle

    meetinthemiddle said, over 5 years ago

    Locusts! Where are the dmn locusts?

  12. mblase75

    mblase75 said, over 5 years ago

    Zonk better hurry out of there if he wants to sell the Mercedes before Saturday.

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 5 years ago

    I’m gonna watch the Rapture on Fox News…just to see the expressions on their faces when the realize they’re still here….

  14. TexTech

    TexTech said, over 5 years ago

    Baslim, you could at least have said, “With apologies to John Deutschendorf (better known as John Denver).”

  15. cdward

    cdward said, over 5 years ago

    I think someone’s making an awful lot of money by convincing folks that the rapture is coming soon. The way I figure it, we’re all going to die someday – might as well live life to the fullest, most loving every day.

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