Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 3 years ago

    Zonker actually outwits someone. I thought he was just a nitwit.

  2. thebird55

    thebird55 said, over 3 years ago

    I just posted that on 5/19’s strip. It’s still on my clipboard.

    Matthew 24:36 (King James Version)

    36But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

  3. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Get the deed to that car, boy !

  4. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I’m packed and ready to go.

  5. wcorvi

    wcorvi said, over 3 years ago

    After Saturday, BOTH GROUPS will be a lot happier.

  6. wcorvi

    wcorvi said, over 3 years ago

    Hey, WAIT. I just thought of something. Do your clothes get raptured up also? Maybe I DO want to go….
    Seriously, how about the fillings in your teeth? Or an artificial limb? Or if you had an organ transplant from a non-righteous person? These are serious questions!

  7. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Take the money, Zonker, before he starts to believe you.

  8. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, over 3 years ago

    No one can quote the scriptures like the devil. But which is which?
    If they Corps guards the Pearly Gates, but the Germans called us Devil Dogs, does anyone else see a problem?

  9. GrimmaTheNome

    GrimmaTheNome said, over 3 years ago

    >Zonker actually outwits someone. I thought he was just a nitwit

    yes, but its all relative. A halfbrained pothead may at least be slightly in touch with reality.

  10. roctor

    roctor said, over 3 years ago

    If a person on the streetwas questioned up for displaying unbalanced behavior. And thier answer was, they were about to transubstanciate and live in a gated community in the clouds. This would be a first class ticket to a rubber room.
    Get the keys,the paperwork and get away.

  11. SgtSaunders

    SgtSaunders said, over 3 years ago

    Zonker is the new Linus.

  12. rick mcdermott

    rick mcdermott GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    ZONK get the title and keys fast or their gone forever

  13. Sandfan

    Sandfan GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Seems to me that God has already judged the world and we are living in the aftermath. We have floods, fires, pestilence, war, famine, windstorms, fanaticism, etc. etc. etc.
    I’d be “rapturous” if people would stop trying to force their particular religion on everyone else.

  14. Barbaratoo

    Barbaratoo said, over 3 years ago

    @sandfan – likewise. We also have W-Mart and malls which are houses for another religion.

  15. meetinthemiddle

    meetinthemiddle said, over 3 years ago

    Locusts! Where are the dmn locusts?

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