Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. mrbribery

    mrbribery said, over 4 years ago

    Nobody’s good enough to be at this funeral.

    Not even the deceased.

  2. rayannina

    rayannina said, over 4 years ago

    JJ and Uncle Stupidhead deserve each other.

    Nobody else deserves them, with the possible exception of Idi Amin …

  3. Alabama_Al

    Alabama_Al said, over 4 years ago

    JJ is one of those people for whom it could be said that, although you may not realize it, when you look upon her you are gazing in that moment at the exact Center of the Universe.

    As self-absorbed as JJ is, still she apparently has managed some accomplishments – which makes her continued relationship with Zeke all the more dumfounding. In reality, as entranced as she may have been with this “Bad Boy” in the beginning, by now JJ would have almost certainly have dumped this loser for perhaps another “Mr. Better.”

  4. Bill Tidler Jr.

    Bill Tidler Jr. said, over 4 years ago

    This will not end well…

  5. Sandfan

    Sandfan GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    The Commissioner would undoubtedly be interested in Zeke’s pregame routine.

  6. Bill Case

    Bill Case said, over 4 years ago

    Baslim - most probably high tide. Who’d want to be swept inland??!!???

  7. griefofdawn

    griefofdawn said, over 4 years ago

    I want to be cremated and sprinkled over a nudist colony so I can continue to irritate as many people as possible….

  8. heeyuk

    heeyuk said, over 4 years ago

    Biofuel me.

  9. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLA said, over 4 years ago

    Burial at sea for me. Don’t waste the energy to burn my bones, and feed the fish and shellfish upon so many of which I feasted during my time here. Harvest any useable organs first if you’d like.

  10. Lingeewhiz

    Lingeewhiz said, over 4 years ago

    I think Zeke is a little embalmed himself.

  11. prfesser

    prfesser said, over 4 years ago

    Pickled, is more like it.

  12. Supersurfer

    Supersurfer GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Will the funeral be over soon? Please let me know. Thank you.

  13. iamthelorax

    iamthelorax said, over 4 years ago

    I wonder what inspired Trudeau to turn JJ into such a skank? She seemed ok when they were married, now she’s the stereotypical hated ex-wife.

  14. rayannina

    rayannina said, over 4 years ago

    Me, I’m taking a cue from George Carlin – I want to be BLOWN UP!

  15. Nemesys

    Nemesys said, over 4 years ago

    I don’t see JJ as a skank. She doesn’t sleep around too much… don’t forget that she was engaged to Zeke before she married Mike, who gives her as much bleeep as he takes from her. GT also had her winning the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation award for her performance art.

    Besides, in some ways she’s right in this series. Funerals are not for dead people… they are for those who are not dead yet.

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