Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 2003

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George W. Bush: So what's the final tab for bribing our allies to go along with us, Colin? Colin Powell: Hard to say, sir. The Turkey number is still fluid, Jordan wants $1 billion, Egypt wants an increase on its $1.3 billion and the Israelis are asking for $12 billion. Plus we're negotiating with Russia, Hungary, Guinea, Cameroon... Bush: Darnit! Doesn't anywone not have their hand out? Soldier: Hey! Latvia's on board! B.D.: I feel lonely...