Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 02, 1999
Transcript:
Mini-D: I'll tell you one thing - no way that Dubya's putting himself through this! Earl: Actually, you're wrong, Mini-D...he's so concerned about his 30 years of heavy partying, he's had himself investigated not once, but twice! When he shows up at that debate tonight, you can be sure he'll have a full set of vulnerability cue cards! Report: Sir, about your arrest at Princeton... Cowboy hat/Bush Jr.: Card 37! No, no, card 73! No, no...