Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 01, 1997
Transcript:
Speaker: Okay, listen up, everyone. This is Maxwell Mertz from Chelsea's class, and he has something to tell you. Max? Max: Um...yeah, here's the deal on the application. We were just trying to weird out Chel by enrolling her in a joke college, okay? It was like, a totally immature thing to do, and on behalf of the entire senior class, I'd like to apologize to anyone whose head we messed with. Mark: And another scandal comes dribbling out! Roland: Incredible! Wonder if I can work this into my Paula Jones piece...