Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 1994
Transcript:
Slocum: The grade was so demeaning... I felt so *sob* disenfranchised! *sob* Lawyer: Your honor, if we could have a short recess... Judge: Counselor, do you have any more witnesses? Lawyer: Please the court, I have six. Judge: Six? Lawyer: Yes, ma'am. They're fellow students who will speak to the issue of my client's distress. judge: And how many of them are scheduled to cry? Lawyer: All of them. They've all suffered grade abuse.