Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 24, 1988
Transcript:
Ronald Reagan: Not guilty! Innocent! Pure as the driven snow! Person: You're getting very good at that, sir. Ronald: Well, practice makes perfect! Person: Sir, I have the updated list of administration officials for you to pronounce not guilty. Ronald: Oh good. Let's get started. Person: Okay, let's see...you've already done Poindexter. North, Secord and Hakim... Ronald: Right. They're all not guilty. And neither is McFarlane, even though he says he is. Person: Okay, how about Lyn Nofinger and Michael Deaver? Ronald: Well, their juries are entitled to their opinions, but in my heart I don't believe they're guilty. Person: Ed Meese? Ronald: Not guilty! All those special prosecutors are just spinning their wheels! How many more? Person: Over 100, sir. Ronald: Let's see the list...hmm...hmm, gosh, they all look not guilty to me! Person: Great. So much for the sleaze issue. Ronald: Wait a minute...is Bush guilty? I can't remember.