Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 31, 1988
Transcript:
Ron Headrest: My fellow young professional Americans.. Mike: Go away. It's too early for television. Ron Headrest: and they're off! Off! It's Headrest out in front, with B-B-Bush and what's their names in the pack, and have b-b-bringing up the rear, rear! Mike: Haig last? Don't bet on it. He's served under six presidents. Ron Headrest: S-s-so? I've served under nine, including myself, self! I've also met eleven presidents, I've corresponded with 15, Ive studied 27 of them, and I d-d-dated two! Mike: What? Which ones? Ron Headrest: C-c-can't say! But I was in charge the whole time!