Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 08, 1987
Transcript:
Phil: Hello? Are you a taxi dancer here? Alice: They call us dance hosteesses now, ducks. Phil: Forgive me. I haven't been here in years. Alice: The place has changed, ducks. Strictly class now. A dance costs a buck! Phil: That seems reasonable. Especially for a waltz. You can waltz, can't you? Alice: Like the debutante I once was lead on, sailor! Phil: That's a lovely scent you're wearing. Alice: Thanks. I collect those magazine scratch-'n' sniffs.