Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 24, 1985
Transcript:
Rev. Sloan: "Do you, Alice, take Elmont, to have and to hold, through sickness and health, 'til death..." Elmont: What? Alice: Excuse me, you grace...we can't promise all that stuff, holiness. This bum and me barely know each other. We're just lookin' for a way to get through the night, y'know? Rev. Sloan: Um...but that's the way the service... Elmont: If you're not up to this, dad, give me the book! Alice: Elmont! Person: Express bus to Utica! All aboard! Rev. Sloan: I can't work under these conditions. Elmont: "Do you, (insert bride's name), take..."