Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 01, 1982
Transcript:
Person: What are you doing, Boris? Boris: Destroying their way of life! Man: Hey! Who's down there? Boris: Foreign invaders! We're here to destroy your way of life! Man: Oh, no, you don't! Billy, fetch me my favorite handgun! Billy: Here, dad! I flicked the safety off for you! Man: Thanks, Billy! Billy: Get 'em, dad! Man: DOn't worry, son! Boris: Watch out, comrade! He's bearing arms, as is his consititutional right! Man: Eat teflon, man! Boris: Enough! Enough! Our bullet-proof vests are no match for you legally obtained teflon-coated bullets! Billy: Yeaa, dad! Man: This isn't Poland, buster! Boris: Retreat! Back to Moscow!