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Jul 8, 1980
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Bernie: And remember to keep your chin up. We don't want any unsightly white spots! Zonker: Don't sweat it, Bernie. I'll be fine. It's the golf that's got me worried.  Bernie: Forget the golf! You've got to concentrate on a strong start! Remember, kid, the twenty-minute free style is your best event! So get out there and develop your kind of tan! Make them come to you! Zonker: No way, man. Last time I tried that, a guy wound up in the hospital with third degree burns! Bernie: Zonker, tanning's a rough sport! People get hurt! Zonker: Some of them are just kids, Bernie! I won't have any part of it!
Jul 10, 1980
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