Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 07, 1980

Transcript:

Mark: Did Zonker get off all right? Mike: Oh, yes, and he was a wonder to behold! He's laid down one of the best bases I've ever seen. He'll knock 'em dead at the opening ceremonies! Mark: I didn't know there were opening ceremonies. Mike: Oh, absolutely. The Gerald R. Ford Summer Biathlon is nothing if not pomp and ceremony! Zonker: Mr. President! We who are about to fry salute you!