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   simpsonfan2 said, 12 months ago

   None of theirs will be ruined.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 12 months ago

   By money, anyway.
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   purple sky said, 12 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   You took the words right out of my mouth . . . er . . . keyboard.
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   mikie2 said, 12 months ago

   I wouldn’t be seen in public with Verla either. One look and everyone knows everything they need to know about their relationship; who gets what and why. I’m glad they have each other. It’s the pinnacle of each’s expectations.
   Pitiful.
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   SusanSunshine said, 12 months ago

   Where did they buy those lamps?

   
   The Yosemite National Park Gift Shop?

   
   Oh, right…. I mean, where did someone buy those lamps originally, before donating them to the the Goodwill Store,
   where the people down the block from the Penny’s bought them,
   before selling them to Joy for 50 cents at their garage sale.
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   SusanSunshine said, 12 months ago

   Jerry doesn’t have enough money to ruin a bare-acquaintance-ship,
   much less a “relation- ship."
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   SusanSunshine said, 12 months ago

   And Mikey… sadder still is that Verl is only secretly the pinnacle of Jerry’s expectations….

   
   Posing and preening for the guys, but so self-unaware that he thinks he’s this close to dating a supermodel…
   if he would just go out and pursue one….
   
   he strings Verl along because at least she’ll have him….
   and maybe…. just maybe…
   she’s all he can be sure of.

   
   Verl, meanwhile, is grateful that such a nice-looking man pays her any attention….
   a man who could date supermodels…
   
   so she puts up with him being a cheap jerk,
   and not very secretly slipping every waitress his phone number.
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   x_Tech said, 12 months ago

   @SusanSunshine

   “Posing and preening for the guys, but so self-unaware that he thinks he’s this close to dating a supermodel… "
   ++++
   What? Does he think he’s the next Ron Jeremy?
   Brain Bleach STAT
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   Rad-ish said, 12 months ago

   Young love is so romantical these days.
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    Dunestrider said, 12 months ago

    She sounds like she is “high-maintenance”.
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    finale said, 12 months ago

    @x_Tech

    Thanks a bunch for that. Pass the BB!
12. 

    DAZZ said, 12 months ago

    Guys like Jerry: My lover had one around back when he once tried expanding his business. He got a storefront which I helped him funish with some furniture that a former employer of mine was disposing of, bought 3 trucks instead of his regular one, and hired some other guys to run service AND a “Jerry” to handle paperwork and do phone sales. He was a little younger than we were, horribly out of shape and …well, basicly useless; but naturally he thought he was God’s gift ;-P and often asking us for advice on how to find Ms Right.

    
    Only problem was – the woman he was looking for would not even give him a passing glance. Poor Verl!
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    Dreich1064 said, 12 months ago

    Where is the TV??
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    muzzy1449 said, 12 months ago

    These old eyes can’t find the ‘find it’ today. Can anyone help?
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    2old, but not really! said, 12 months ago

    A date with Jerry is so…..um……er….zzzzzzzzz
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