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   margueritem said, 3 months ago

   Uh, look for a pink slip to be coming your way very soon, Dale…
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   capndunzzl said, 3 months ago

   …any chance they’ll lost the house and have to move way down south…I’m talking waaaaaay down south!
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   Pacopuddy said, 3 months ago

   The GOOD paper plates – must certainly be some occasion.
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   purple sky said, 3 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   And I’ll just bet they bring out brand new Solo cups, too, and not the re-used ones they talked about in the panel where Joy told Timmy how she washed and re-used them until they fell apart — her contribution towards being ‘green’,y’see. Of course everyone else around the Pennys turn green from food poisoning, but that’s another matter altogether…
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   mikie2 said, 3 months ago

   What? No corporate torpedo standing by? They must have such little regard for Dale and such a great understanding of his potential (for anything) that they’ll probably send the HS office boy to ask for his keys.
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   SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

   Dale’s about to find out exactly what he’s worth….
   or at least, what he’ll fetch on the open market.

   
   My guess is……
   no, it’s too sad to say in front of him.

   
   I like how his 20 year “gold watch” is plastic….
   of course, technically he’s not retiring….
   
   Technically he’s… um…
   actually, technically he’s a moron.
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   SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

   The head-up-the-wahoo way that they all see this as an affirmation….
   without a clue that it means dismissal or even criticism….
   
   Kind of sums up the way these four look at life.
   
   Entitlement and greed rule over common sense, every time.
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   I have toenails on my fingers! said, 3 months ago

   @SusanSunshine

   
   I hate to be the forum anatomy police but..

   It’s ‘wazoo’ not ‘wahoo.’
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   SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

   Um…. but….. LOL …
   can someone with toenails on his fingers BE the anatomy police?

   
   Isn’t that some kinda conflict of interest?

   
   :cP
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    Dunestrider said, 3 months ago

    A Casio watch? Is that something like a Rolex?
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    finale said, 3 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be a hoot to do that to a pain in the behind at work? Of course, someone like Dale just misses the message making it even funnier to his co-workers.
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    GymShoe said, 3 months ago

    BURL is speachless…. OR… is he guilty…. ? ? ?
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    btcg said, 3 months ago

    Who is gonna present Susan with the Timex we bought her?

    And sorry Susan, we didn’t have the money for boxes, so we used kitchen bags, instead.

    Wish they could have been the tall white kind… following Burl & Joy’s lead, we’re using Dollar Dump bags. Just make sure you grab em from the bottom.
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    fma said, 3 months ago

    Does Burl look a little sceptical of the others’ comments?
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    2old2readcomics said, 3 months ago

    Clueless, the lot of ’em. The finials are still missing, I know they went out for resharpening, but how long could it take?
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