Dark Side of the Horse by Samson

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  1. samsonsamson2

    samsonsamson2 said, over 3 years ago

    A man walks into a bookstore and asks if they’ve got any books on paranoia.
    The clerk beckons him closer, looks left and right and then whispers, “They’re behind you!”

  2. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 3 years ago

    @samsonsamson2

    excellent ;-)

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    Paranoid schizophrenics only have enemies half the time.

  4. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 3 years ago

    Horace is so egomanaical, he can’t even let Sine finish his joke. . . .

  5. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 3 years ago

    OTOH, do I wanna check back here? I’ll bet they are watching for just that.

  6. Neo Blakkrstal

    Neo Blakkrstal said, over 3 years ago

    Paranoia may destroya, but it can also save your @ss. Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get me.

  7. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I keep seeing these guys following me! There are always two of them! WHO ARE THEY?!!!

  8. coolvq

    coolvq said, over 3 years ago

    clap clap clap clap

  9. coolvq

    coolvq said, over 3 years ago

    @Coyote- are those the Little Ceaser’s pizza guys? :-)

  10. amaki80

    amaki80 said, over 3 years ago

    @samsonsamson2

    Here’s one for ya: A woman goes into a bookstore and asks the clerk where the self help section is. He says that if he told her, it would defeat the purpose. =D

  11. DonVanni

    DonVanni said, over 3 years ago

    hELP! tHE PARANOIDS ARE OUT TO GET ME!

  12. Grumpy-DC

    Grumpy-DC said, over 3 years ago

    This is sooo fabulously brilliant! Great one, Samson!
    (…and there is no question about being paranoid. The question is "Are we paranoid ENOUGH??!!)
    If I were sane, I’d go crazy!

  13. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Who are the Grateful Dead and why are they following me?

  14. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @coolvq

    They’re Domino’s Noids. A pair of them.

  15. hossblacksilver

    hossblacksilver said, over 3 years ago

    I once thought I suffered from hypochondria…. turns out if was all in my head.

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