One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for May 17, 2013

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    A pizza tree in your stomach would be a bad thing, how?

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    rpmurray  almost 11 years ago

    Notice that he didn’t tell her there’s no such thing as a pizza tree. They grow in bushes.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    there you go. MAKE her eat processed meat. Just because YOU choose to eat that junk, doesn’t mean your daughter has to

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    coffeeturtle  almost 11 years ago

    Never ending power source!

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    alondra  almost 11 years ago

    I remember when we thought if we ate a seed something would grow in our bellies. So we were very careful. I wonder why adults have to tease kids like that, does it really make them feel so good to tell them lies and scare them?

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    Saturday's Child  almost 11 years ago

    My Mom used to make homemade Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza and I wouldn’t touch it! I didn’t think I’d like pizza. As I got older and tried it, I saw how dumb I’d been! But, I made up for it later. I could eat pizza everyday now! LOL

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    mrsdonaldson  almost 11 years ago

    I wish someone would have told me that! It would keep me off pizza. When I was in first or second grade, our teacher told us that if we swallowed gum it would stay in our tummies and never go away. All of the gum would stick together until it filled up our whole stomachs. To this day, I still can’t swallow gum.

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    Piksea Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    If only. I’d be planting pepperoni all over my yard, just waiting for the great pizza harvest to ensue!!

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    Apple seeds=cyanide, Pepperoni (except for the ONE uncured one I found) has nitrates which can cause all kinds of health issues. When I am done with my year as a vegan I will just use mushrooms with the spicyness of pepperoni added (and lowfat cheeses, except a little Reggiano).

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 11 years ago

    Ruthie, what makes you think your dad either doesn’t know better or is lying to you?

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