One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for February 21, 2013

An update to the old Brillcream as toothpaste joke. :O)

I did that just a few days ago only put hair styling cream on my lips. Blech!

Oh no!

Ruthie has just invented the perfect product. Chap stick that keeps a woman from talking. Plus it makes kisses last a long time.

“Hep” is how they say it in Texan.

I did that once, only it was a corn remover stick! Yuck! It’s funny now, but it wasn’t then.

Years ago, my wife “crazy glued” her eyelashes shut.

Once I mistook Cocktail sauce for salsa.

I can understand a blonde doing that, but her?

what One Big Happy needs is more Myrna

calvinsfriend110: How did you know? Except for texture, I would think you could substitute one for the other in an emergency. There is a little town, Telephone (long story), between here and the Red River, which produces a great hot salsa called Hell On The Red, or as I call it, “Eric’s sister” (Helen, the Red).

Never mistake Super Glue for Preparation H.

<showing my age>♪♫ You’ll wonder where the yellow wentwhen you brush your teeth with Pepsodent! ♫♪</age>I also used to parody that by substituting for the brand name the words “wet cement”; and then, as I grew, a single rhyming word of three syllables that began with an “excre.”

oh, that’s a terrible thing. it take forever to get that stuff off.