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   KenTheCoffinDweller said, 4 months ago

   An update to the old Brillcream as toothpaste joke. :O)
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   Paul Smith said, 4 months ago

   @KenTheCoffinDweller

   A little dab’ll do ya.
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   jimmyh43105 said, 4 months ago

   I did that just a few days ago only put hair styling cream on my lips. Blech!
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   Macushlalondra said, 4 months ago

   Oh no!
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   BloomCo said, 4 months ago

   Ruthie has just invented the perfect product. Chap stick that keeps a woman from talking. Plus it makes kisses last a long time.
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   pschearer said, 4 months ago

   “Hep” is how they say it in Texan.
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   Calamity Jane said, 4 months ago

   I did that once, only it was a corn remover stick! Yuck! It’s funny now, but it wasn’t then.
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   David Glover said, 4 months ago

   Years ago, my wife “crazy glued” her eyelashes shut.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

   @BloomCo

   Some women would say that about men.
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    calvinsfriend110 said, 4 months ago

    Once I mistook Cocktail sauce for salsa.
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    Josh Lyons said, 4 months ago

    I can understand a blonde doing that, but her?
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    The Kangaroo said, 4 months ago

    what One Big Happy needs is more Myrna
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    hippogriff said, 4 months ago

    calvinsfriend110: How did you know? Except for texture, I would think you could substitute one for the other in an emergency. There is a little town, Telephone (long story), between here and the Red River, which produces a great hot salsa called Hell On The Red, or as I call it, “Eric’s sister” (Helen, the Red).
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    comicsssfan said, 4 months ago

    @hippogriff

    At a restaurant I worked at cocktail sauce was ketchup with horseradish mixed in. Salsa has peppers in it and is more tomato-like.
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    Buggerlugs said, 4 months ago

    Never mistake Super Glue for Preparation H.
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