"He was laid off from the candle factory after the fire."
His job prospects just melted away.
Actually he was fired for stealing wax.
There’s a flicker of hope he’ll stick to candles but he’s such a drip ! Also he never minds his own beeswax…
“Our local candle shop caught fire. The fire brigade raced over and sang ‘Happy Birthday’”
- Steven Wright
His job security was like a candle in the wind.
“Wax on; wax off” (hopefully)
he can always get a job in the House of Commons
White jerry curls. He should play in the NFL.
He looks like a Pulli.
Yes, that IS his nose, and no, he’s NOT that happy to see you.
Their noses all look like candles.
Pardon me while I wax poetic…
He couldn’t get a handleon how to make a candleAfter the factory burned downfor work he got turned down
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Linguist over 11 years ago
His job prospects just melted away.
Steve Bartholomew over 11 years ago
Actually he was fired for stealing wax.
Linguist over 11 years ago
There’s a flicker of hope he’ll stick to candles but he’s such a drip ! Also he never minds his own beeswax…
knarfus over 11 years ago
“Our local candle shop caught fire. The fire brigade raced over and sang ‘Happy Birthday’”
- Steven Wright
PICTO over 11 years ago
His job security was like a candle in the wind.
Thunderdog2 over 11 years ago
“Wax on; wax off” (hopefully)
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
he can always get a job in the House of Commons
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
White jerry curls. He should play in the NFL.
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
He looks like a Pulli.
144 Cent over 11 years ago
Yes, that IS his nose, and no, he’s NOT that happy to see you.
iced tea over 11 years ago
Their noses all look like candles.
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
Pardon me while I wax poetic…
He couldn’t get a handleon how to make a candleAfter the factory burned downfor work he got turned down