Does everything have to be so damned high tech these days?You paid good money for the toaster, and can’t afford to pay for compatible bread.Take the toaster back to MallWart and demand a cash refund.
Not as ridiculous as it sounds – they make bread in all kinds of different sizes and shapes, and cramming in too big a slice might be bad for the toaster.
No, that would be the iToaster, and you have to buy a $10 loaf of ‘artisan’ bread, that you can only get at a “Hipster” store in the core of the city you live in.Also, the toaster is $500 (yet, it does the exact same thing, as the ones found at WalMart for $10).
I remember when I was about 8 or 9 years old we had a two slice toaster that only toasted bread on one side, you had to open the toaster and turn the slices over to toast the other side.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
I’d like to know why the plunger on my toaster won’t stay down
stripseeker over 11 years ago
@Zig
Does everything have to be so damned high tech these days?You paid good money for the toaster, and can’t afford to pay for compatible bread.Take the toaster back to MallWart and demand a cash refund.
lightenup Premium Member over 11 years ago
You’re putting Japanese bread in a Chinese toaster.
stukuls over 11 years ago
MAybe by bread he meant money.
Chris Kenworthy over 11 years ago
Not as ridiculous as it sounds – they make bread in all kinds of different sizes and shapes, and cramming in too big a slice might be bad for the toaster.
Allan CB Premium Member over 11 years ago
No, that would be the iToaster, and you have to buy a $10 loaf of ‘artisan’ bread, that you can only get at a “Hipster” store in the core of the city you live in.Also, the toaster is $500 (yet, it does the exact same thing, as the ones found at WalMart for $10).
comicnut4636 over 11 years ago
I remember when I was about 8 or 9 years old we had a two slice toaster that only toasted bread on one side, you had to open the toaster and turn the slices over to toast the other side.
Louisiana Resident over 11 years ago
My WalMart $8 toaster doesn’t care which kind of bread I put into it—it won’t work no matter what!
gocomicsmember over 11 years ago
As Chris Kenworthy intimated, trying to toast a bagel in a narrow-slot toaster could definitely qualify as “incompatible.”
starbase502 over 11 years ago
If Apple made a toaster
DrMoses over 11 years ago
Not every piece of bread is in harmony with a toaster. Maybe its time for a divorce and get a toaster oven Ziggy!