Recipe by Chef Boy Are Dead!
with annotations by Julia Childless!
See, the whole Black Widow thing was just a simple misunderstanding.
Perhaps the Chef’s Name is Herr Alibi? Ok…I’m Done…For Now…. :-)
…said the beneficiary
Here’s the link to the original art.
well, that’s just dandy
Oh, she knew, alright. Now’s the time to start cooking up an alibi.
Now she’ll go get her photo album. You know, to show her aspic.
Nothin says lovin like somethin from the oven.
Make it real convincing, girl. Say … is that June from Rex Morgan, MD™ ?
Somehow “Aspic and Old Lace” doesn’t quite work.
Well, better luck next time!
" Aspic is closely associated with traditional French cuisine and formal dining, and enjoyed an explosion of popularity in the mid 20th century.
I don’t buy her ‘mistake’ since they are two entirely different things. Arrest her officer!"
Not so fast! “Aspic” is French for “asp”, and we know what a serving of that did to Cleopatra….
Actually, it’s good to finally find out what it actually was.
I mean, I knew what a “toothpick” was for, so an “@$$-pick” sounded pretty unappetizing…
Sure, he’s dead, but maybe it was his second helping that did him in?
Atsa spicy meatball!
(You might want to skip the tossed salad made from rhubarb leaves.)
Want to live dangerously? Try steak tartare! If salmonella doesn’t get you, mad cow or taxoplasmosis will! (And the onions probably carry a bacteria…)
June 21, 2014
Veridian almost 12 years ago
Recipe by Chef Boy Are Dead!
Veridian almost 12 years ago
with annotations by Julia Childless!
margueritem almost 12 years ago
See, the whole Black Widow thing was just a simple misunderstanding.
Veridian almost 12 years ago
Perhaps the Chef’s Name is Herr Alibi? Ok…I’m Done…For Now…. :-)
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
…said the beneficiary
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 12 years ago
Here’s the link to the original art.
el8 almost 12 years ago
well, that’s just dandy
pcolli almost 12 years ago
Oh, she knew, alright. Now’s the time to start cooking up an alibi.
-Saint- almost 12 years ago
Now she’ll go get her photo album. You know, to show her aspic.
J Short almost 12 years ago
Nothin says lovin like somethin from the oven.
coltish1 almost 12 years ago
Make it real convincing, girl. Say … is that June from Rex Morgan, MD™ ?
pcolli almost 12 years ago
Somehow “Aspic and Old Lace” doesn’t quite work.
Whitecamry almost 12 years ago
Well, better luck next time!
normfromga almost 12 years ago
" Aspic is closely associated with traditional French cuisine and formal dining, and enjoyed an explosion of popularity in the mid 20th century.
I don’t buy her ‘mistake’ since they are two entirely different things. Arrest her officer!"
Not so fast! “Aspic” is French for “asp”, and we know what a serving of that did to Cleopatra….
Actually, it’s good to finally find out what it actually was.
I mean, I knew what a “toothpick” was for, so an “@$$-pick” sounded pretty unappetizing…
michael.p.pumilia over 11 years ago
Sure, he’s dead, but maybe it was his second helping that did him in?
TWAdair over 11 years ago
Atsa spicy meatball!
(You might want to skip the tossed salad made from rhubarb leaves.)
Want to live dangerously? Try steak tartare! If salmonella doesn’t get you, mad cow or taxoplasmosis will! (And the onions probably carry a bacteria…)