FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 19, 2012

Those allergy pills are REALLY getting Andy buzzed. (Who was the lame-brain to invent that prescription anyway?)

One of my favorites!!

Now to get her to cook them extra large angus beef hamburgers with real bacon, real cheese … extra large fries and onion rings … maybe a pizza with real italian sausage, meatballs and pepperoni and cheese filled crusts … scuz me, I’m getting hungry … brb.

And the madness continues; whenever I have to take a decongestant for a cold, it typically leaves me really drowsy and I have to go back to bed before I pass out.

Someone mentioned Zyrtec on Monday, I’ll have to agree with them… I took it once and I was so tired for the next twelve hours I couldn’t function, and the twelve hours after that weren’t much better.. And I thought Benadryl was bad. At least that one only makes you sleepy for a few hours and wears off all the way in about six!

……….."an extra large pizza with double cheese and tofu topping,………..and what time will the TV repair man be here?

On the phone with your MOTHER?

check out today’s xkcd.com/1110/ comic. Drag the picture around with the mouse. You can spend an hour on that one comic!

Those which are frequently referred to as “decongestant” tablets are usually decongestant/antihistamine combinations. It is the antihistamine that makes one sleepy. Decongestants are stimulants, which tend feel like too much caffeine. Some people are much more sensitive to one than the other.

Be smart. Buy single drug medications ONLY. Much more useful.

Allergy medication seems to really be doing a number on Andi. Maybe she should use a non-drowsy formula next time.

Actually Andy got fed up with everything and did a couple lines of Peruvian White Flake.