"That's your second drink, Agnes. Let's face it: You're an alcoholic."
She’s not drunk, she’s just drinkin’.
I’d be, if I had to put up with him.Pour me another extra-dry Three Olives martini, barkeep. I might as well be hung for a sheep, as a lamb !
SECOND drink she’s NO BODYTHIRD drink she’s EVERYBODY ~*
I don’t have a drinking problem…I drink, get drunk, fall down.
No problem.
Are you kiddin’. It’s gonna take more than two to let her go to sleep knowing she’s going to wake up next to him.
Sir, if you were my husband I would put poison in your drink. Madam if I were your husband I would drink it.(W.C. Fields)
“You’re drunk!”
“Yes, I’m drunk, but you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning.”
Winston Churchill, speaking to MP Bessie Braddock
Would someone please tell me why this is the slightest bit amusing, or how it makes any sense at all??? Thank you!
My ex used to do that exact thing to me. I find this comic offensive and the guy is a bully.
yeah…give my buddy porky pig a couple of stiff drinks,…and he thinks he’s a ham…………
Usually it’s the wife who says that to the husband
before the lamp shade antics start.
Bring on the dancing girls !.
Agnes utters: “I can stop drinking anytime I want to!”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
el8 almost 12 years ago
She’s not drunk, she’s just drinkin’.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
I’d be, if I had to put up with him.Pour me another extra-dry Three Olives martini, barkeep. I might as well be hung for a sheep, as a lamb !
shalt almost 12 years ago
SECOND drink she’s NO BODYTHIRD drink she’s EVERYBODY ~*
tuna1 almost 12 years ago
I don’t have a drinking problem…I drink, get drunk, fall down.
No problem.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Are you kiddin’. It’s gonna take more than two to let her go to sleep knowing she’s going to wake up next to him.
hankvan almost 12 years ago
Sir, if you were my husband I would put poison in your drink. Madam if I were your husband I would drink it.(W.C. Fields)
Simon_Jester almost 12 years ago
“You’re drunk!”
“Yes, I’m drunk, but you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning.”
Winston Churchill, speaking to MP Bessie Braddock
Nietzsche almost 12 years ago
Would someone please tell me why this is the slightest bit amusing, or how it makes any sense at all??? Thank you!
gtc123 almost 12 years ago
My ex used to do that exact thing to me. I find this comic offensive and the guy is a bully.
REDROCKER51 almost 12 years ago
yeah…give my buddy porky pig a couple of stiff drinks,…and he thinks he’s a ham…………
boldyuma almost 12 years ago
Usually it’s the wife who says that to the husband
before the lamp shade antics start.
Bring on the dancing girls !.
iced tea almost 12 years ago
Agnes utters: “I can stop drinking anytime I want to!”