Matt Bors for July 11, 2012
Transcript:
A new report shows Mitt Romney has millions in offshore holdings in Bermuda, the Cayman Islands, and a secret volcano lair with his face carved on it. The campaign insists nothing improper is afoot. Mitt Romney: I've met all disclosure requirements. It is not ILLEGAL to have a volcano lair. Critics say using an army of henchman to guard your gold is a sign of having something to hide. Henchman: "Henchmen" is a media term. Henchman #2: We're strategic villainy partners. Mitt Romney: I'll release my volcano lair records when the time is right... Typically it's in the third act, when the grand scheme is unveiled.
Ketira almost 12 years ago
Now this is interesting…. mixing Mitt with superhero cartoons and portraying him as the Villain.Mr. Bors, what are you up to?
braindead Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Nooooo. Those Burmuda holdings are in a blind trust.-Coincidently, one of Romney’s blind trusts invested blindly in Romney’s son’s company. But it was only $10 million or so. I wonder what their product will be.
Motivemagus almost 12 years ago
Do those sharks have frickin’ laser beams?
ARodney almost 12 years ago
Yeah, a tax holiday has never worked before, it’s bound to work this time. Somehow conservatives think that amnesty for overseas tax shelters is a good idea, while amnesty for illegal aliens just encourages the bastards.
Jason Allen almost 12 years ago
Mitt’s father released 12 years worth of tax returns to assure voters he had nothing to hide about how he made his money. Mitt is trying not to release very many details about his finances and wonders why people think he’s hiding something.
Heavy B almost 12 years ago
Anyone else getting a “Lex Luthor” vibe off of romney.
Tommy1733 almost 12 years ago
It’s a tough question – but still – “Strategic Villainy Partners” – that is damn funny!
pirate227 almost 12 years ago
A la the birthers, if you don’t have anything to hide show us your birth…, errr, tax returns.
lonecat almost 12 years ago
Let’s be fair — so far there is no evidence that Mitt did anything illegal or even improper. Of course so far there’s no evidence….
Dtroutma almost 12 years ago
1. Where’s his cat? Under the car?
It IS the problem that riders and “earmarks” have made all those “deductions” LEGAL; that IS REPUBLICAN policies since Reagan! The codes need serious revision, to rid them of waivers and deductions, NOT “taxes”.
Uncle Joe Premium Member almost 12 years ago
You’ve gotta be pretty dense not recognize the satire in this ‘toon. Romney is putting forth his business acumen as one of his major qualifications for being President. How he made his money and what he has done with the money matters. Our resident Conservatives will try to claim that this doesn’t matter, but if it doesn’t why not just release the returns?At this point, everyone knows he is rich and that he made his money through Bain Capital’s takeover/liquidation of troubled companies. But, much like knowing exactly what what is in a hot dog, too much information about Romney’s finances is probably going to leave a lot of people disgusted.
pam Miner almost 12 years ago
the grand scheme is when he fulfills “the white horse prophecy” to take his revenge on all non-Mormons. Read about it on You-tube, near “the god makers.”.I saw "the god makers 7-8 years ago, a documentary on what the big wigs of Mormonism believe. Along with believing that God was a man of flesh who did it with Mary and had 2 sons, Jesus and Lucifer.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
he outsources jobs, and now outsources banking. maybe he knew that bofa, chase, and other wall street banks were crap. but, were those banks more crap than a bank in the caymans or bermuda?
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
boston globe published a story. mitt said that he worked at bain for 25 years 1977-2002. then, went to work for the SLC Olympics. well, he insists that he left bain in 1999. he was the sole stockholder, ceo, chairman after 1999. filed sec reports with him as the boss. their is a discrepancy of 3 years. if he was lying to sec about his position, then felony. they even have a sworn statement that mitt left utah to attend a board meeting in mass. back in 2001. so, he really was a day-to-day boss, not a part-time, silent, or non-existent boss. one question, can mormons support a mormon candidate that lies?
ObamaIsDaMan almost 12 years ago
Matt Bors. Is. The. Best. Almost. As. Great. As. Ted. Rall.Cobra. Volcanic lair. Evil out of touch 1%er. Absolutely. BRILLANT!!!
cjr53 almost 12 years ago
Ha ha ha, mittens sharing his money with others. Ha ha ha.